A Gym Academy called Runner, put an ad in São Paulo:

In this summer, what do you want to be?

MERMAID OR WHALE?

A WOMAN has sent its response to them:


WHALES are always surrounded by friends.
WHALE has an active sex life, get pregnant and have cute puppies.
WHALES are out there, cutting the seas and knowing wonderful places
WHALES eat shrimp like crazy.
WHALES play a lot.
WHALES sing very well, and even has recorded CDs.
WHALES are huge and has almost no natural predators.
WHALES are well resolved.




MERMAIDS do not exist ...

They don´t know if they´re FISH or HUMAN BEING
No kids, because they kill every men who enjoy its beauty.
They are beautiful, but sad and very lonely ...

So,

I PREFER TO BE A WHALE.